Citrus and Beef

This past week I had the pleasure of temporarily leaving my job behind and heading to the land of blue hairs. That's right, I was in fabulous Southern Florida. I put 1000 miles on my rental and saw a lot of shit. Sadly I didn't take pictures of everything that I wanted to, but that's how it goes.


Delta offers the best window views...














Johnny, you've got to try this shit...



Croc Dundee would have been proud...



Winter-motherfucking-jam...






Mexi-Jesus says lower it.



I like turtles. Ok, it's a fucking tortoise...



This beats the shit out of a cubicle...



I'm a consumer whore! But god damn do I love roller coasters...



I'm on cloud 15,354,326...
Great trip, but I'm back to the grind tomorrow. I'm sure gonna miss the old folk, citrus groves, beef cattle and fat-ass tourists. God bless AMERICA!